Twitter Updates for 2010-03-10

  • some basketball player called Tony Parker just got into his black Ferrari and drove off #

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  • Cheesecake Factory – a little piece of Vegas in your hometown #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-27

  • dropped the office coffeemaker carafe and broke it. in front of the CEO. while trying to help him operate the coffee maker. #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-23

  • Flipped off a guy with a one man one woman for life bumper sticker felt good #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-22

  • lost an argument with Voldemort http://yfrog.com/4a7y8hmj #
  • I really shouldn't be surprised that out of the 420 wall clocks that Walmart sells, more than 400 of them are sports team-themed. #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-20

  • is there any benefit to rolling over my 401(k) to my new company's 401(k) company? #
  • @breanut you can has kitty burger? in reply to breanut #
  • in memory of my mother, who would have been 61 today. #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-19

  • forgot my phone at home, gotta ride back to get it #
  • That little cross on the t in the word "fetching" is oh so important #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-18

  • Chávez: it's not pronounced shuh-VEZ or SHA-vez. It's CHA-vez. With a CH sound, like CHIN. We have this sound in English. Use it! #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-13

  • First click in Google Street View Sweden — a Volvo. Second click — IKEA #

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  • First click in Google Street View Sweden — a Volvo. Second click — IKEA #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-11

  • Javascript-powered HTML web page design enables dynamic lateral display of multimedia content. (real work-related sentence. ok not really) #
  • hold music on conf call service is so bad. And I like elevator music! #
  • @mrsnewman pitfalls of the discount civil surgeon immigration exam. at least the office was close to home in reply to mrsnewman #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-10

  • Civil surgeon USCIS medical exam at 8 pm. Just the doctor in the office. Pay in cash. Seriously spooky situation. #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-07

  • The steam room at the gym at the JCC is labeled "shvitz". Oy vey #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-04

  • is enjoying the lovely dessert wine his auntie gave him http://yfrog.com/1yj3csj #
  • had a dream Jane Lynch was my gym teacher. Or should I say nightmare #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-02

  • limping again, but not for the usual reason #
  • you never expect people you know to jump off the deep end into crazy land, but when they do you're like "whoa, how'd that happen?" #
  • I just became the mayor of Memeo San Jose on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/c5Paof #

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English IPA quiz

For Andrew:

  1. ˈdʒuəlri
  2. bʌd
  3. ˈnɪknæk
  4. bɪd
  5. meɪri
  6. baʊd
  7. mɛri
  8. bɔːd
  9. bɔrd
  10. mæri
  11. boʊd
  12. ɪtʃ
  13. kjuː
  14. θaɪ
  15. buːd
  16. beɪd
  17. ɪmbjuːd
  18. bɑrd
  19. bɜrd
  20. kʊd
  21. bæd
  22. meɪ
  23. laɪ
  24. ˈɪntuː
  25. biːd
  26. baɪd
  27. taɪm
  28. ˈpiːpəl
  29. ʃɔːn
  30. kloʊðz
  31. bɛd

Twitter Updates for 2010-01-26

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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-25

  • Today I wrote code with a bug that converts any picture uploaded into a Hannah Montana picture. By accident, I swear! #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-24

  • why doesn't Ikea sell a file cabinet with 2 drawers? #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-18

  • yikes! I think it's actually hailing right now #
  • got a message from the Emergency Alert System on the radio about thunderstorms in Morgan Hill, presented by the Speechify Tom voice #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-16

  • watching Bambiit doesn't really have a plot so much as it is a … (wait for it) … series of vignettes #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-15

  • #prop8 trial coverage at http://prop8trialtracker.com is totally riveting. Can't stop hitting reload. Wishing it were a Google Wave. #
  • Somehow, on 30 Rock James Franco managed to be hot and profoundly creepy at the same time #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-13

  • finally watching The Three Caballeros. This movie is awesomely surreal. Disney like no other. Plus samba! #
  • I just became the mayor of Zeytoun on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/72rW4f #
  • rt @codinghorror oh, I see. The same types of programmers who do ++i; are also the ones who do if ('*' == char). They were born upside down #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-11

  • "Cool-hunting travelers are calling [Colombia] Latin Americas next affordable hot spot." http://is.gd/657jA #
  • the newest generations…will expect an instant response from everyone…and wont have the patience for anything less. http://is.gd/655C0 #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-06

  • got my first box back from @scanmyphotos so much work ahead to sort, tag, and label #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-01

  • I meant Wiemer stupid iPhone auto correction #
  • is drinking a Hermann Wiener #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-12-31

  • is on the big blue bus #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-12-30

  • "Tarzan" was better than I expected. Good brachiation. #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-12-29

  • (yes, yes, I'm doing an Disney animation retrospective, what of it?) #
  • the crows in "Dumbo" are more racist than anything in "Song of the South", yet why has the latter never been released on home video? #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-12-27

  • Shields up! http://yfrog.com/1dg3ohj #
  • "Fortune tellershow droll"

    "Ever chase chickens?"

    Tonight is war on the Disney Vault! (thanks bittorrent) #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-12-26

  • is watching the full version of "Song of the South". Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah! #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-12-25

  • Family photo sorting living room takeover #

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